// TODO: Fix bugs. Create bugs. Fix them again.

/* When I'm not coding, I'm thinking about Code */

// Ctrl + S is my panic button.

// I speak fluent code and sarcasm

// I write code. What's your superpower?

// In a relationship with my IDE

/* Hire me before AI replaces me 😅 */

// Console.log is my therapist.

/* JavaScript is my love language */

// Writing logic that Google can't autocomplete

// Debugging: Where the fun begins

// My code never has bugs. It just develops random features.

// My code is so clean, you could eat off it

// Coding is my therapy, and the keyboard is my couch //

// I write code that even my mom can understand

// My code is so efficient, it could run on a potato

// Probably debugging while you read this

// My variables have trust issues

// Breaking things beautifully